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Bag opening Takis Fuego

Would you eat
a flame?

Chip Fuego flavor


How can we say this… Well, it’s basically like eating flames. Like lighting your tongue on fire. Why would anyone ever do that? Would you stick your face in a bonfire? We cannot stress this enough, do not stick your face into a bonfire, and more importantly, don’t eat Takis Fuego.

Takis bag Fuego flavor

Would you down
a burger in one bite?

Chip Angry Burger flavor

Angry Burger

Look, we’re all in favour of flavour, but there’s a limit. Okay, so Takis Angry Burger? It basically tastes like a punch in the face for your taste buds. Like a flying elbow drop on your tongue, a grizzly bear bite right between the cheeks. It’s like swallowing an entire burger in one shot. You’d have to be crazy to even think of something like that.

Takis bag Angry Burger flavor

Would you bite

Chip Xplosion flavor


Did you know that if you eat Takis, a dog could be able to hear it from like 5 km away? It’s that crunchy! Why would you even want to bother some poor dog, just minding its own business, 5 km away? Why would you ever want to bite a stick of dynamite? It’s basically the same thing. And that’s just plain crazy. Don't do that.

Takis bag Xplosion flavor

Would you
crunch marbles?

Chip Crunchy Fajitas flavor

Crunchy Fajitas

Honestly, who even makes chips like that? It’s like they’re all rolled up to keep their flavour on purpose. Super weird, right? As if chips were not crunchy enough, Takis are rolled up and it makes them even crunchier. Whatever, just don't eat Takis.

Takis bag Crunchy Fajitas flavor

We told you
not to eat Takis

See what happens when you do.

4 intense flavours.
4 excellent reasons not to eat Takis.

Still not convinced?
You can always contact us and we'll explain it to you again.

Vachon Consumer Engagement
P.O. Box 61027 Winnipeg,
MB, R3M 3X8

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Frequently asked questions

Takis bag Angry Burger
Takis bag Crunchy Fajitas
Takis bag Xplosion
Takis bag Fuego

Frequently asked questions