How can we say this… Well, it’s basically like eating flames. Like lighting your tongue on fire. Why would anyone ever do that? Would you stick your face in a bonfire? We cannot stress this enough, do not stick your face into a bonfire, and more importantly, don’t eat Takis Fuego.
Look, we’re all in favour of flavour, but there’s a limit. Okay, so Takis Angry Burger? It basically tastes like a punch in the face for your taste buds. Like a flying elbow drop on your tongue, a grizzly bear bite right between the cheeks. It’s like swallowing an entire burger in one shot. You’d have to be crazy to even think of something like that.
Did you know that if you eat Takis, a dog could be able to hear it from like 5 km away? It’s that crunchy! Why would you even want to bother some poor dog, just minding its own business, 5 km away? Why would you ever want to bite a stick of dynamite? It’s basically the same thing. And that’s just plain crazy. Don't do that.
Honestly, who even makes chips like that? It’s like they’re all rolled up to keep their flavour on purpose. Super weird, right? As if chips were not crunchy enough, Takis are rolled up and it makes them even crunchier. Whatever, just don't eat Takis.
See what happens when you do.
Still not convinced?
You can always contact us and we'll explain it to you again.
Vachon Consumer Engagement
P.O. Box 61027 Winnipeg,
MB, R3M 3X8
Between 8:30am to 5:30pm EST